People: So what did you do this weekend?
Me: I accidentally joined a cult.
Reblog if your dick glows in the dark.
eclare-is-life: You know what line really got me? “Remember when you said you wouldn’t have sex with me because I’m damaged”. At the end of the day, Eli just wants to be a normal boyfriend. He doesn’t want to be the bipolar kid, he doesn’t want to be the kid who found the body. He just wants to be normal.
twerkola: twerkola: my mom was just like “i just realized “devil” is evil with a d” EVIL WITH A D she still doesn’t realize why i was laughing so hard